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Post by PhoenixFlame on Jul 19, 2007 15:44:43 GMT
Hi all, kinda thought it might be a good idea to get the OOC section moving again, as there seems to be hardly any activity in here  Mods, if there is a problem with this thread, feel free to delete/move, which ever you feel is appropriate  Basically, you make a wish, and then someone grants it, however, the idea is that when you grant it, you twist it a little Example: I wish I had a dog Granted, but it has no legs Hope this all makes sense I'll start off with one: I wish I had a pet dragon |
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Post by Callimpsest on Jul 19, 2007 16:18:28 GMT
Granted. But due to a rare circulatory disorder, whenever it tries to breathe fire, it sets itself alight.
How I wish I had a library again...
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Post by Vyrrian Wren on Jul 19, 2007 19:22:16 GMT
Granted. This one is fresh from Myst Island. Ulp, a couple of demented brothers burnt all the books, and are now demanding you bring them coloured pages to release them from their prison. Have fun!
I wish I had all the tea in China.
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Post by Coriolis on Jul 20, 2007 0:27:30 GMT
Granted!
Unfortunately, Having such a large amount of Tea stock in one place lowers the market price substantially meaning that COFFEE becomes the insomniacs drink of choice...
I wish I didn't always have to say something 10 times only to be ignored, then mis-heard once...
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Post by PhoenixFlame on Jul 20, 2007 7:43:01 GMT
granted, but then you find you can only talk in Swahili I wish I had a pet rhino |
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Post by Vyrrian Wren on Jul 20, 2007 11:52:13 GMT
Granted. Unfortunatly it gives next door's chiuwawa a good goring, and you are left with an awkward mess to explain.
I wish that I could set people on fire with my mind.
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Post by Lady Mercury on Jul 20, 2007 12:29:31 GMT
Granted, but then you set yourself on fire when you're asleep I wish I know how to fly a plane |
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Post by Midnight on Jul 23, 2007 11:03:31 GMT
Granted!
Though the only problem is the only plane left is made completely out of ginger bread and smarties!
I wish I could dance.
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Post by Vyrrian Wren on Jul 23, 2007 11:11:21 GMT
Granted. You earn the attentions many a sweaty, overweight, money proferring gentleman. (Now THAT we all agree is twisted. ) I wish they would get that sequal series to Quantum Leap done. |
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Post by PhoenixFlame on Jul 23, 2007 12:21:56 GMT
Granted, but then they only make one episode, and it;s terrible! I wish I could cook proper food, not just bake cakes |
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Post by Young Grimwold on Jul 23, 2007 13:50:11 GMT
I wish they would get that sequal series to Quantum Leap done. What a coincidence - in the past few minutes, I've been writing new QL fanfiction and uploading it to fanfiction.net! Anyway, the latest wish is granted. But you become such an excellent cook that all the celebrity chefs are put out of business. This leads to Gordon Ramsay standing outside your home 24 hours a day, screaming expletives and throwing other chefs through your windows. And demanding cake. I wish Christopher Eccleston had never left Doctor Who. |
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Post by Coriolis on Jul 23, 2007 19:48:15 GMT
Granted! Unfortunately, the producers decided to continue the contract of the She-Devil known as Billy Piper and the TARDIS (Not to mention YOU) is stuck with Her for all eternity...  I wish I could fly, High up in the sky... But I can't...  |
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Post by Callimpsest on Jul 23, 2007 20:06:33 GMT
I had that in mind for my next wish! Granted, by all means. But as you soar gracefully, you are pursued by a rabid ventriloquist in a helicopter who believes that you, and only you, can keep him in the limelight. He throws a net over you... and the next thing you know, you're on an airborne tour set to last at least ten years. I'll wave to you from the audience.  I wish I could read faster. |
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Post by Midnight on Jul 23, 2007 21:36:10 GMT
Granted!
Though one problem that ensues due to this wish being granted is that with you being the fastest reader ever, all writers are swarming your house for you to evaluate their books and you no longer get a moments peace to read any of the books you actually WANT to read.
I wish I could control the weather.
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Post by Coriolis on Jul 23, 2007 23:09:50 GMT
Granted! So it's your own fault that you look like you've been struck by lightning? I wish I was better at Car Racing games on the internet... |
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