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Post by Coriolis on Oct 8, 2007 16:20:20 GMT
Granted... Unfortunately, being found with a screwdriver in your hand and a bloody Mary spilt all over the deckchair next to you is a quick way of getting arrested and deported! I wish I had a home I could call my own...
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Post by Midnight on Oct 9, 2007 10:28:21 GMT
GRANTED!
Though now the Queen and ehr family have to look for a new place to live and you suddenly have to work out what to do with all those workers!
I wish I had a much bigger bath!
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Post by Lady Mercury on Oct 9, 2007 12:01:15 GMT
Granted, but I'm afraid the rest of your house has to be knocked down to accomadate your giant bath I wish I had a pet chimera
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Post by Callimpsest on Oct 10, 2007 17:39:58 GMT
Granted. But your pet minotaur gets jealous and wees on your carpets. ;D
I wish that thinking about the vacuuming were the same as doing the vacuuming.
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Post by Midnight on Oct 10, 2007 20:38:50 GMT
Granted!
Though the problem that occurs is that once the vacuuming some how you can't get your mind off of it and the vac seems to be growing larger until it swallows everything in the house and becomes a living thing that starts trying to swallow up everyone else's belongings and guess who has to replace them?
I wish for snow this year and lots of it!
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Post by Coriolis on Oct 10, 2007 22:16:27 GMT
*Peeks head around the door* Somebody shout for a puddy tat? ;D Granted... Unfortunately, Santa Clauses private jet has had to be grounded due to extreme weather conditions and Freya is NOT happy! Back to the boring ones... I wish my internet connection would hold together for more than 20 minutes at a time...
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Post by Sinstar on Oct 10, 2007 23:36:12 GMT
Done!
But now the internet connection will not cut off at all and some how feeding the electricity so your house is lit up like a christmas tree and no one can get any sleep due to the noise and lights that won't shut off.
I wish for not at all fattening chocolate and cream cakes!
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Post by PhoenixFlame on Oct 11, 2007 10:27:36 GMT
Granted, you can have all the non-fattening chocolate and cream cakes you want, but they all taste like sprouts I wish I wasn't so ill...
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Post by Addis Hellfire on Oct 15, 2007 14:32:31 GMT
Granted, but since you are so healthy, the government wants to take your blood and make serums to cure dieases.
I wish I had powerful magic...
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Post by Midnight on Oct 16, 2007 17:49:11 GMT
GRANTED!
Though you did not state what sort of powerful magic you wish you had, you have been granted the magic to be able to turn anything you touch into ...........blackcurrant jello
I wish I never lost anything ever again.
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Post by Young Grimwold on Oct 21, 2007 0:57:53 GMT
Granted. All your present and future belongings will be collected by an ultra-efficient special agency, POMP (Protection Of Midnight's Possessions. Motto: 'We don't stand on ceremony'), and instantly relocated to a secure underwater vault somewhere beneath the Pacific Ocean waves. It's almost impossible to get to, and you don't have clearance to visit it anyway. Security reasons, you understand. But at least you know that all your stuff will be in there, safe and sound. I wish I'd learnt to drive as soon as I was old enough.
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Post by Addis Hellfire on Oct 22, 2007 1:56:33 GMT
Granted
However, the driving age was brought up to 99999 years, so you'll be waiting a while...
I wish I was able to cast all my magic without spell components or any other requirments, while they remain fully functional. (Try to mess that wish up)
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Post by Midnight on Oct 22, 2007 10:12:04 GMT
GRANTED! And though all your magic is cast without anything involved and remain fully functional, the gods and goddesses start to become annoyed at such tricks for casting spells and decide to cast a few spells of there own, using you as the bulls eye on the dart board Any wish can be messed up I wish for the ability to clean with my mind rather than put all the work into it!
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Post by Dreslin on Oct 22, 2007 12:34:16 GMT
Granted, but then your mind becomes so clean, you're always shocked by risque humour I wish that I had my own pet unicorn
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Post by Addis Hellfire on Oct 22, 2007 14:25:43 GMT
Lol...ok, I give up..I guess any wish can be messed up.
Granted, but you ended up getting Death, the Apocolpyse Pony instead. Enjoy (Robot Chicken joke lol)
I wish that all the Dragonlance books were about the dragons, not non-dragon heroes and the dragons didn't die and weren't in any way lame. (C'mon, mess that one up ;D)
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