Forkenspoon the Goblin

[Forkenspoon]

Forkenspoon is a goblin with apparent moderate intelligence. Usually found near the marketplace with a stall or attempting to peddle things, this creature is as yet of undeterminable gender, and wears a cooking pot on it's head. It also wears ragged linen trousers and a sack-like top with a ridiculous amount of pockets.

Forkenspoon likes to chat, but this doesn't mean it is friendly. This also doesn't mean it isn't friendly - goblin mannerisms always were a bit vague in meaning.

The rest you will have to find out for yourself...

[ModNote: Forkenspoon first appears in Something Wicked This Way Comes.]

[Young Grimwold]

Greetings, Forkenspoon. I'm Young Grimwold. I wonder, are you related to a fellow named George the Goblin? It's just that when he and his cohorts visited the Crazed Heifer tavern some time ago, they caused a spot of bother. Well, not so much a spot as a large blotch, from what I hear. I now work there as a security guard (though I'm away from Wolfenden just at the moment), and the landlord has warned me to be especially viligant of any goblins that enter. Nevertheless, being an ogre by birth, I know what it is to cause fear and distrust just by arriving somewhere, so I would like to believe that in your case, something misunderstood this way comes, and not something wicked.

[The March of Ides]

A fork and spoon? They'll bring no strife.
What you are lacking is a knife!

*The March of Ides makes a stabbing motion, turns to run away, turns back, blows a kiss to Forkenspoon, runs after the kiss, mimes catching it and eating it, then scurries off.*