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Post by Kully on Dec 23, 2003 19:25:22 GMT
Go here to find out(!)... bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php Mine is: Hark! Who is that, running out of the plains! It is Kully, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She screams ominously: "I'm going to punch you until Western Civilization implodes, then steal your lederhosen!" ...indeed ;D |
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Post by Skarkill on Dec 23, 2003 19:34:40 GMT
Dosen't this just suit The Goblain Master to a T.
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Post by Snowwiewolf on Dec 23, 2003 19:42:31 GMT
Sprinting amidst the icy wasteland, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Snowwiewolf! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream: "I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!" Does anyone know where I could get some gilded boxing gloves? ;D  I kinda like this one better: Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the desert! It is Gill, hands clutching a meaty axe! She bellows apocalyptically: "I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a pregnant dog-kitten!" This is what Ida got: Rampaging amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Ida! And she gives a spectacular howl: "I'm going to punch you with such zeal, your momma won't recognize you!" Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Snowwie! And she gives a cruel roar: "I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!" Its pro-wrestingling night on TNT channel again  Ok I'm not going to post what I got with the finnish version for mom  |
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Post by Kully on Dec 23, 2003 20:45:17 GMT
*cracks ups* hee hee they're so funny!
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Post by ringmasterrob on Dec 23, 2003 21:29:40 GMT
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the freeway! It is Ringmasterrob, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars mightily:
"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!"
Nice warcry or what?
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Post by ladymorgan on Dec 24, 2003 14:53:18 GMT
Stalking amidst the wasteland, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Lady Morgan Chaos! And she gives a cruel roar:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!"
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Post by Kully on Dec 24, 2003 17:27:28 GMT
That last one was quite restrained...  |
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Post by Kully on Dec 24, 2003 17:37:14 GMT
...Woah.
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Post by ringmasterrob on Dec 24, 2003 18:22:00 GMT
Nice battle cry!
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Post by PhoenixFlame on Dec 25, 2003 16:28:49 GMT
Stalking along the icy wasteland, swinging a thorned whip, cometh PhoenixFlame! And she gives an ominous roar:
"I'm seriously going to bruise you until you pee fire, and plug you into a power plant!!"
ROFL!!!!!!
Heh, I like this one as well!
Prowling across the tarmac, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Silverwing! And she gives a cruel scream:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall discombobulate the entire world!"
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Post by SaxonStorm on Dec 27, 2003 14:01:53 GMT
"I'm going to flog you with such zeal, it will be a new form of crime!!" apparently.
>Sheesh!< Why didn't it just give me "Look upon SaxonStorm and quail!" and have done with it?
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