Motley
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Knightmare Project 2004 - Isle of Wight College
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Jan 5, 2004 9:31:32 GMT
Post by Motley on Jan 5, 2004 9:31:32 GMT
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My mate says to me,
'Do you have any bolts?'
'Bolts," I said, "How long do you wannem?'
He said, 'I wanna keep 'em'
;D
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How's that from a perfessional entertainer? ;D
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Jan 5, 2004 9:37:47 GMT
Post by ringmasterrob on Jan 5, 2004 9:37:47 GMT
*A group of villager watching the act are unmoved save for one man uttering a slight chuckle. Some of the more violent villager hurl cabbages at the jester* Villager: Boo, gerroff!
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Motley
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Knightmare Project 2004 - Isle of Wight College
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Jan 5, 2004 9:50:46 GMT
Post by Motley on Jan 5, 2004 9:50:46 GMT
Snif
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Jan 5, 2004 11:21:05 GMT
Post by ringmasterrob on Jan 5, 2004 11:21:05 GMT
*The poor jester shuffles miserably off the stage and as soon as he is off a round of applause breaks out*
Villagers: *singing* You're not funny anymore!
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Motley
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Knightmare Project 2004 - Isle of Wight College
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Jan 5, 2004 13:37:57 GMT
Post by Motley on Jan 5, 2004 13:37:57 GMT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay! I'll tell a "hard luck" story... This is about the boy who never ever grew up... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- This boy was very unlucky... well, his lucky number was thirteen, anyway... His mother went down the grocers for a cauliflower, and she never came back... He said to his Dad, "What'll we do?" He said, "Open a tin of peas..." --------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Jan 5, 2004 13:51:27 GMT
Post by Kully on Jan 5, 2004 13:51:27 GMT
*More villagers start to boo and throw things, including chairs. Motley ducks and runs to the side of the stage, and spies a beautiful young girl beckong fromt he back of the room. She smiles at him and makes a 'come here' signal with her finger, before diappearing out of a side door. Motley grins stupidly, stunned by her beauty (not even noticing the cabbage that just whacked him in the back of the head) and goes after her*
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Motley
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Knightmare Project 2004 - Isle of Wight College
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Jan 5, 2004 14:07:54 GMT
Post by Motley on Jan 5, 2004 14:07:54 GMT
Who's the girl? ;D
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Jan 5, 2004 14:19:06 GMT
Post by Tom Troughton on Jan 5, 2004 14:19:06 GMT
(OOC: Who ever she is The Poor girl must be blind ;D. Then again it could be Mellisandra's Sister.)
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Jan 5, 2004 14:21:52 GMT
Post by Kully on Jan 5, 2004 14:21:52 GMT
*the girl is waiting outside for Motley - will he follow her?*
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Motley
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Knightmare Project 2004 - Isle of Wight College
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Jan 6, 2004 9:50:32 GMT
Post by Motley on Jan 6, 2004 9:50:32 GMT
Let me take a peep! She may be blind but hey
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Jan 6, 2004 15:14:38 GMT
Post by Kully on Jan 6, 2004 15:14:38 GMT
[OOC: Motley are you going to stand there and talk about her or actually go after her?]
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Jan 6, 2004 16:08:17 GMT
Post by Brother Strange on Jan 6, 2004 16:08:17 GMT
[OOC: I think he's asking for a description other than 'a beautiful girl', before he makes his decision, but I could be wrong.]
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Jan 6, 2004 16:08:25 GMT
Post by ringmasterrob on Jan 6, 2004 16:08:25 GMT
*A villager is sneaking up behind the transfixed Motley with a stool above his head, if Motley doesn't do something soon the stool will end up broken over his back!*
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Motley
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Knightmare Project 2004 - Isle of Wight College
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Jan 7, 2004 9:26:24 GMT
Post by Motley on Jan 7, 2004 9:26:24 GMT
*Motley starts moving forward, transfixed to the girl. Little does he know that the end of the stage is within inches of him*
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Motley
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Knightmare Project 2004 - Isle of Wight College
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Jan 7, 2004 10:08:41 GMT
Post by Motley on Jan 7, 2004 10:08:41 GMT
Continuing!
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He said, " Dad never loved me, I think it was because I was an ugly baby... 'People used to look down and say what a lovely pram! ' "
;D
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