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Post by Callimpsest on Feb 26, 2008 0:32:17 GMT
Have I got Muse for you! Your wish is granted. However, there is traditionally more than one Muse: nine, in fact. You end up with Terpsichore: Muse of dancing. Filled with inspiration, you now spend all your spare time perfecting your ballet, honing your Black Bottom and getting your YMCA just right. Now we're all quite busy with our characters at the moment, but I assure you, when we have time we will 'check out your moves'. I wish I had some empty shoeboxes, to help with my room-tidying.
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Post by Robin on Feb 26, 2008 20:20:50 GMT
Granted! Unfortunately, the shoes are for sprites, and therefore you can't fit much more than a few grains of sand into one.
[Incidentally, I had about 4... but now I go and check, they've all mysteriously vanished...]
I wish for a power ring.
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Post by Lady Mercury on Feb 27, 2008 12:56:38 GMT
Granted, however, you didn;t specify what type of power you wanted, so you now have a ring that makes you 3 inches shorter... and that's it I wish I knew how to ski
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Post by Addis Hellfire on Mar 3, 2008 6:22:58 GMT
Granted, but then you ski into a few trees....people.....and then finnally a really big rock that you swear wasn't there before..
I wish Flaccus wasn't so annoying. Why did I have to get HIM as a brother, and not Deekin the Kobold Bard from Neverwinter Nights....
[Flaccus] "Ha ha, I love you too brother...pain in the arse...."
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Post by Young Grimwold on Mar 11, 2008 13:35:00 GMT
Granted. Flaccus becomes the most pleasant brother you could wish for. In fact he becomes famous for it. His popularity grows so much that he is invited to participate in a brotherly exchange... with Luigi of the Mario Bros. And while Mario and Flaccus get on wonderfully and become a huge success, you're stuck with Luigi, who's so sick of playing second fiddle to his brother that he constantly tries to boss you around. Very annoying. I wish umbrellas would do what they're supposed to, when they're supposed to.
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Post by Midnight on Mar 22, 2008 22:25:32 GMT
Wish granted, and your umbrella does what ever you wish when you use it, though there is one draw back, when in use , it surrounds you from head to ankles taking away your sight so you trip over things, walk into people.
I wish I could have toffee cheese cakes!
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Post by Callimpsest on Apr 28, 2008 13:59:40 GMT
Granted. I have here for you a batch of delicious cupcakes, each containing a Babybel with a Werther's Original embedded in it. The catering company that made them recently had their kitchen closed down over some silly misunderstanding by health inspectors, but they were keen not to let their customers down, so they've been preparing their food in the back alley. They're very dedicated: they make their loo breaks as quick as possible, not even wasting time on washing their hands. So, enjoy.
I wish TV channels would stop squashing end credits to the side or into corners.
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Post by Callimpsest on Mar 8, 2011 19:21:24 GMT
Is anyone in a wish-granting mood yet, or shall I hang on a little longer?
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Post by Lady Mercury on Mar 16, 2011 20:46:27 GMT
Granted (for waiting patiently, and reviving a great thread ) But now instead of squashing end credits to the side or into the corner, they just remove them, and replace them with adverts for the latest "Must have toys" I wish that there was more time to get everything done
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Post by Shadow on Jun 1, 2012 19:32:36 GMT
(WHOA WHOA WHOA! You have the Literal Genie here?! Oops, I mean Twisted Wishes?! Someone could have told me! I love this game!)
Granted. But now you have so much time that you don't know what to do with most of it.
I wish I could be a cat for one day.
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Post by Coriolis on Jun 3, 2012 20:16:56 GMT
Granted! Unfortunately it's the same day that the family Vet does his rounds. You probably don't want to know why He's putting those gloves on right now...
I truly wish things could get a little busier around here.
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Post by Shadow on Jun 3, 2012 20:41:36 GMT
Granted! But everything gets a bit too busy that people lose track of the stories and the website blows up. Oooh, nasty!
(I couldn't let a wish like that slip from my hands XD)
I wish that Pooka would come onto chat. (I am posting this whilst on #knightmare)
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Post by Autumn Valory on Jun 4, 2012 8:27:52 GMT
Granted! But today's Monday so no-one else is there and he's left all alone.
I wish I could master all of the elements.
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Post by Robin on Jun 9, 2012 17:36:02 GMT
Granted... although "all the elements" in this case only refers to the elements that make up Ribena. You are now master of anthrocynins, guar gum, citric acid, vitamin C, water, glucose, frustose, E253, aspartame, sodiums bisulphate and benzoate, acidity regulators and blackcurrant juice from concentrate.
Rule them wisely.
I wish for gold. Lots of gold.
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Post by Shadow on Jun 9, 2012 19:03:16 GMT
Granted. But although Autumn had a lucky escape when a coin nearly hit her head, you aren't so lucky and are literally buried in gold. Have a happy (rich) afterlife!
I wish I could live on my favourite butterfly cupcakes (without getting fat).
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