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Post by Kully on Dec 20, 2003 1:31:51 GMT
*An elderly villager is purchasing herbal goods at a nearby stall, when suddenly a person cloaked in grey and brown dashes past, snatching her purse from her hands as she was about to pay the stallkeeper. The stallkeeper does nothing except take back the goods and begin to pack up, whilst the woman starts up a piercing scream:*
"Thief! THIEF! He's got my coins!"
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Post by Sylvester Hands on Dec 20, 2003 11:24:26 GMT
I didn't do it! [ModNote: At the same time as being here in the Marketplace, Hands is somehow also at the Crazed Heifer, in FIGHT!]
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Post by ringmasterrob on Dec 20, 2003 11:37:52 GMT
*Fires a stunning spell at the culprit which strikes him and sends him flying forwards, he collapses on the floor but another cloaked figure takes the purse from his unconcious form and flees.* Rob: Drat, sorry madam, how much money did you have in your purse? I will gladly replace it if you are honest
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Post by snowwiewolf on Dec 20, 2003 12:51:29 GMT
"hmm... I wonder how many thieves there are in this place"
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Post by ringmasterrob on Dec 20, 2003 13:37:40 GMT
Well I think there may be a thieves guild operating around this areas
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Post by snowwiewolf on Dec 20, 2003 13:42:14 GMT
"Theyre nice mi friend belonged to one er... never mind I said that"
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Post by Kully on Dec 20, 2003 14:54:12 GMT
*The woman addresses RMR*
"Dear lad - I have no need for coins. You are brave and sincere - therefore I gift you a mental spell. It is called 'RIOT', but it is not as choatic as it sounds. Simply spell it out in your mind, and the spell is cast. Please take care with it - you may use it only once...but then you knew that, didn't you? Teacher, learner, fighter, young mage..."
*The old woman slips off into the crowd with a nod of thanks.*
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Post by Sylvester Hands on Dec 20, 2003 16:46:46 GMT
Well I think there may be a thieves guild operating around this areas Of course there is - I'm a member! Yer don't really think we'd rob 'elpless old ladies, do yer? 'Elpless young kids, yes, but not old ladies. Honest.
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Post by Stiletta/DGirl/Cassandra on Dec 20, 2003 17:35:31 GMT
I'm also a member of this guild, although I only steal treasure from baddies (like Mogdred and Lord Fear). This one though *indicates Sly Hands* will steal from anyone or anything, if the mood takes him...which is nearly all the time. If he ever tries to steal from me though...*takes knife from belt pouch* - he'll find one of these in his behind!
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Post by Kully on Dec 20, 2003 18:42:04 GMT
*A pair of small children nearby elbow each other and giggle as Stiletta says this. One has an old piece of copper wire bent into the shape of a headpiece and set in her hair and a small wooden sword. The other, a small boy, has a wooden dagger and an old cloak of his father's on. They start to playfight*
GIRL: You'll get a dagger in your bum, Hands! BOY: *bending over with his back to her* Oooh look! Issa gold coin!
*The girls stabs him in the behind and he jumps up and down in mock pain, and they fall on the floor laughing*
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Post by Sylvester Hands on Dec 20, 2003 21:30:57 GMT
'Ere, that's no way to be'ave! I'd better take you to Lord F; 'e knows 'ow to deal wiv' impolite kids.
* Gets out the magic rope *
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Post by ringmasterrob on Dec 20, 2003 21:34:20 GMT
Well Sylvester I suggest you stop harassing young children and make better use of your time *sniffs* like having a bath! So leave them alone and just hope that I don't catch your guild robbing anyone again!
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Post by snowwiewolf on Dec 21, 2003 13:40:18 GMT
"You humans kids dont have any manners, just like home really"
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Post by Stiletta/DGirl/Cassandra on Dec 21, 2003 17:54:40 GMT
*Watches children with amusement, then scowls when Sly Hands threatens them*
You're worse than I thought, Hands! Thinking of taking those young children to Lord Fear, indeed! The poor things would be locked up in the goblin pens for who knows how long - don't you have any heart at all?
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Post by Sylvester Hands on Dec 21, 2003 23:00:41 GMT
Lord F employs me to kidnap children - who was you expectin', the Fairy Godfather?
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